Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.
*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*
This is my American Pit Bull Terrier puppy, Ziva, at 3 months old. She loves getting her nails painted at my work!
"shoes in spanish"
I wasn’t expecting these to be clever.
Fucking lost at it at Queefable!
one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence
when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore
Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.
You’re A Hazard, Harry
LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD.
YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.
SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.
ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.
BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.
WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.
talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver