will sing for food.

(Source: bilinguist)

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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huffingtonpost:

This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here. 

The Breakfast Club

(Source: theboredvegetarian)

ultrafacts:

keyzge64:

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

I love Kit-Kats in the US, but nothing beats a Japanese Kit-Kat. I really like the flavored ones the most.

Fun Fact: there are over 200 Kit Kat flavors in Japan (Source)

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cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

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hellagoodhair:

chilewebeopuntocom:

Arte

my hands can’t even open water bottles

(Source: bane-chilewebeopuntocom)

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shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

manicpixiedreamalien:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

I once pointed this out to some boys and they said I didn’t understand how vaginas worked.

barachiki:

Series 4: We discover what part of the government Mycroft really works for.

Every greek demigod legend:

itsanidiom:

waywardwayland:

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