will sing for food.

surprisebitch:

:(

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

(Source: flapped)

letlove-be:

😏

(Source: yeah-yougotme)

dankotaxvx:

micdotcom:

55 Twitter photos from space that will fill you with ethereal wonder

Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.

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hell yeah

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

handsomedogs:

This is my American Pit Bull Terrier puppy, Ziva, at 3 months old. She loves getting her nails painted at my work! 

sodomymcscurvylegs:

pokemon-photography:

blazikingdom:

thedevintownsendfanproject:

offside-goal:

guaridadelmalvado:

"shoes in spanish"

MOMMY ISSUES

JAPANESE PORNSTAR

But you guys need to watch the video if you haven’t already

I wasn’t expecting these to be clever.  

Fucking lost at it at Queefable!

(Source: acidocasualidad)

cr1me:

one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence

(Source: twistedtheuntoldstory)

likeamarshmallow:

illucinations:

when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore

Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.

(Source: cartoonsnc3real)

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

ice-jade:

LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD.
YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.
SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.
ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.
BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.
WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.



Plays: 24,312

hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver