will sing for food.

HEY FRIENDS

I HAVE A TEN PAGE PAPER DUE ON TUESDAY THAT I HAVEN’T STARTED YET AND CAN’T FOR THE LIFE OF ME SEEM TO START

I’VE WASTED THE ENTIRE DAY

YAY ME

(Source: smokingjointswithmileycyrus)

elsajeni:

megadelicious:

dragonlordoferebor:

xyriath:

cumber-cookie-batch:

[When Sir Patrick Stewart was asked to describe Sir Ian McKellen’s early days on the british stage]

Look at that smug face. And he’s doing a little dance!! You can see he’s victory dancing in his head xD [x]

Okay but

really though.

…oh

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I mean:

(Ian McKellen as Hamlet, 1971. I mean, honestly.)

(Source: something-other-than-short)

cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs

(Source: getoutoftherecat)

aslimshadylady:

yet another unrealistic standard for women

(Source: overlordleaveshiswife)

browningtons:

fantasticurl:

i have accidentally kept the stopwatch on my ipod going for 22093 hours

920 days

two and a half years

image

i-refuse-to-stop-dreaming:

This is the best thing I’ve heard all day

promiseoflight:

(Source: thepowergame)

beautifulblacksheep:

williams-sonoma:

Skip the drive-through and get lucky.

DIY: Lucky Mint Milkshake

I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset

lifehacks247:

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Rachel’s whited out, but they’re still cuties #jeffblim #rachelsoglin #starkidnyc #starkid #latergram

Not many pictures I took at Starkid Takes Manhattan were good, but this one is awesome! Queen Jaime singing “Not Alone.” #starkidnyc #jaimelynbeatty #starkid #nofilter #latergram

the-king-of-butts:

how did i even live with the reblog button at the top of the post

(Source: thekingofbooty)

jaymazing11:

drudgeskeletons:

xstraightless:

isaacjamess:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 


this is the funniest fucking video on this whole website


lmfao funniest shit ever

(Source: prekrasnoe-mngnovenie)

ohremus:

*seductively walks up to a hot person at a party* so what hogwarts house are you in?