will sing for food.

(Source: awwww-cute)

whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

(Source: saltstory)

awkwardvagina:

anyone that can apply their makeup on public transport deserves a medal because that must be the hardest thing ever

primateculture:

floatinggoathead:

primateculture:

when its a test

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when its a god test

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who is this woman

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Favorite Costumes: Rose DeWitt Bukater`s outfits (Titanic)

cyborgslayer:

im listening.

doyouhearthunder:

lesprisenpati:

thisishangingrockcomics:

actual diary entry from when i was in 5th grade oh my god

This is a work of art

"I think that lying does not count at the library."

How I feel about my post-graduation plans

whatshouldwecallme:

Freshman year:

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Sophomore year:
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Senior year: 

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(Source: bricesander)

So you like chemistry puns…

ischemgeek:captainriz:

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Abbot and Costello meets chemistry.

The cutest scone you’ve ever seen in your whole life!!! #imgonnadie #scone #harrods #amandatakeslondon

cause you’re harry potter, that’s all the fuck you do. 

#book one: you thought snape wanted to kill you and you went looking for him #book two: you went into the chamber of secrets to find tom riddle aka lord voldemort—the president of the people who want to kill harry potter club #book three: you went looking for sirius even though you thought he was an escaped murderer who wanted to kill you to complete the potter pack #book four: the entire triwizard tournament even though you didn’t voluntarily enter but you were in it all the same because someone who wanted you dead put your name in the goblet of fiyah #book five: where you angsted because people didn’t understand your longing to go after voldemort and then you did and sirius died #book six: where you prepared yourself for going after voldemort (again the president of that famous club where all the members wanted you dead) and dumbledore ended up dead #book seven: the prolonged camping trip that all built up to you going after voldemort. who wanted you dead #harry your entire life is spent looking for people who want you dead look at your life look at your choices 

(Source: withfireandblood)

Having a mocha at @waterstones and reading a freshly bought book. #thegoodlife #books #amandatakeslondon

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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